关于爱情的对话

昨天回家路上，女儿和我8G，说起她的好朋友Joanna doesn't have a boy friend,
but she said Elgin liked her.

老妈我一听love affair精神马上来了，＂那你呢？你有boyfriend么？＂

＂有啊，benjamin!"

Benjamin是我们中国同事的儿子，说到形象，颇不符合我的审美风格。老妈我耐判宰?，继续挖掘8G：＂他什么时候成了你的boyfriend的？＂

＂那天在miss abby class,我们吃icecream, Ben and I got the same rainbow one.
Ben说，我们的icecream look same, lets get married!"

老妈晕，same icecream=get married,这什么逻辑啊，居然我们家小妞也买帐。

想想大头小眼的同事，以及相貌和其父如出一辄的Ben,老妈我总是不甘心，开始挑拨离
间，＂你上次不是还说你喜欢Brandon么？＂

＂yeah, I do like brandon, but you told me he already had a girlfriend." (老
妈惭愧，淑女不夺人所爱，看咱闺女这道德情操 ！）

＂那stephen呢？＂老妈情急之下想起遥远的亲家来，＂就是他妈妈好喜欢你的那个。＂

＂but I never met him, how can I choose him for boyfriend if I don't know
him?" （得，英文版的＂巧儿我自幼儿许配赵家，柱儿我不认识怎能嫁他？＂，到底是
２１世纪的新女性，父母做主的盲婚时代一去不复返了！）

老妈至此语塞，干脆拿＂树和森林＂的谬论继续给女儿洗脑，＂There are many good
boys around, you should keep looking around."

"No!"女儿很坚决地驳回，＂You should not just look around! You should look
into the HEART! Some boys may look handsome, but they may not have a KIND
heart......"

老妈彻底倾倒了，听听人家关于爱情，这认识，这境界！