昨天接了小茜回家，其人手里紧紧攥了一张小黄纸，在车上还不忘细细研读口中还念念有词。妈妈好奇心上来，凑过去一看，整整齐齐写了两排名字。仔细多看两眼才看出点蹊跷来，左边的几个，名字后面都有一个涂满的圈圈。
＂These are stickers, meaning they did good today!"小茜赶紧给妈妈解释。"When they get three stickers, they will be invited to my party!"
＂那这些呢？＂好奇妈妈指着右边的几个名字,每一个前面都有个醒目的＂X＂。
小茜一脸严肃，挨个评点下来，
Jacob said I am a baby today.
Corey called me a banana peel.
When I played Hula Hoop, Elgin tried to grab it.
Michael hits me!
最后再来个总结陈词 These boys did not do good, so they got a X. They cannot come to my party!
妈妈听在耳里，手心儿里不免捏了一把冷汗，仿佛看见一张巨大黄纸飘扬，上面赫然写着MOMMY和一大串XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
小家伙秋后算帐的伎俩，不得不防啊。
3 comments:
终于抢到了干女儿的沙发。小茜ＥＱ就是高啊
这套文化大革命式系统是谁发明的，小茜自己吗？太牛了！
haha, this is too funny!
llf can't "write" such a list yet.
but she does say this all the time: mommy if you blah blah blah, then you can come to my party. :S
I told her, if it wasn't for mommy planning your party, you would NOT even have a party! Heng! who's the boss here?!
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