Thursday, June 25, 2009

秋后算帐

昨天接了小茜回家,其人手里紧紧攥了一张小黄纸,在车上还不忘细细研读口中还念念有词。妈妈好奇心上来,凑过去一看,整整齐齐写了两排名字。仔细多看两眼才看出点蹊跷来,左边的几个,名字后面都有一个涂满的圈圈。

"These are stickers, meaning they did good today!"小茜赶紧给妈妈解释。"When they get three stickers, they will be invited to my party!"

"那这些呢?"好奇妈妈指着右边的几个名字,每一个前面都有个醒目的"X"。

小茜一脸严肃,挨个评点下来,

Jacob said I am a baby today.
Corey called me a banana peel.
When I played Hula Hoop, Elgin tried to grab it.
Michael hits me!

最后再来个总结陈词 These boys did not do good, so they got a X. They cannot come to my party!

妈妈听在耳里,手心儿里不免捏了一把冷汗,仿佛看见一张巨大黄纸飘扬,上面赫然写着MOMMY和一大串XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

小家伙秋后算帐的伎俩,不得不防啊。

3 comments:

Starsea said...

终于抢到了干女儿的沙发。小茜EQ就是高啊

maya said...

这套文化大革命式系统是谁发明的,小茜自己吗?太牛了!

littlelittlefish said...

haha, this is too funny!
llf can't "write" such a list yet.
but she does say this all the time: mommy if you blah blah blah, then you can come to my party. :S

I told her, if it wasn't for mommy planning your party, you would NOT even have a party! Heng! who's the boss here?!